Me And My Boss

When I Take a long time to finish, 

I am slow, 

When my boss takes a long time, 

he is thorough 

When I don't do it, 

I am lazy, 

When my boss does not do it, 

he is busy, 

When I do something without being told, 

I am trying to be smart, 

When my boss does the same, 

he takes the initiative, 

When I please my boss, 

I am apple polishing, 

When my boss pleases his boss, 

He is cooperating, 

When I make a mistake, 

I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, 

He's only human. 

When I am out of the office, 

I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, 

He's on business. 

When I am on a day off sick, 

I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, 

He must be very ill. 

When I apply for leave, 

I must be going for an interview .

When my boss applies for leave,

it's because he's overworked 

When I do good,

my boss never remembers, 

When I do wrong,

He never forgets 

what to do????????????? 

sumber : emel